fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
If I die, sorry about rent.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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