Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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