i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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