That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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