I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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