I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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