wakey wakey hands off snakey
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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