hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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