Banned from zoo.
Again?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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