2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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