office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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