how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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