is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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