Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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