just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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