I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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