butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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