Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I cut my penus on the lid.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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