She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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