She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I don't think brook has ever known best
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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