: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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