Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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