therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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