Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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