sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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