i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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