i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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