Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
you will always have a special place in my vag
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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