I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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