I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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