Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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