We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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