who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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