Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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