her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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