life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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