I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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