Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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