i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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