Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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