Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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