I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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