Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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