I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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