So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I understand Curling. That high.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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