I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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