You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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