just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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