no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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