Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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