The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Dick very happy bro
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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